♥ Thanks to kirbyaustria for my lovely little charmander icon ♥
This blog is garbage. Currently posting anime stuff, vidja gam stuff, and some other stuff idk.
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*
Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]
without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda
He thought he was invincible
Holy shitttt these white children REALLY need to stop fucking around
25 years isn’t even necessarily too much like yeah its a hefty sentence, thats basically his life now, but I mean the guy’s dad got shot and think about how easily people can be killed in SWAT raids, if he’s willing to potentially get someone and their family killed or injured over fucking battlefield 4 then he’s going to the right place tbh. but then again if he’s not sociopathic and he’s actually just an idiot kid who didnt think this shit through then I’d say he’s guna realise the error of his ways and change is shit well before 25 years so in that sense it is too harsh. i dont even know
The National Report is NOT A SOURCE OF NEWS. PAUL HORNER IS A RUNNING GAG IN THEIR STORIES AND IS NOT REAL. CHECK. YOUR. SOURCES.
i honestly can’t stop thinking about how cool it would be to be god and to create a single cell from scratch and watch it grow over the millenia and see it evolve into so many different kinds of flora and fauna and have such a diverse and beautiful world full of unique and wonderful living things all derived from the one little cell you started out with like the idea of being able to watch things change and mutate and evolve gets me so fucking pumped and sad because i’ll never get to see it happen.
Recipes Inspired By Brownies
Sometimes it seems like everyones forgotten that phanpy exists
The Animated Self Portrait
*intervention voice* we’re all here today because we all care about you, and we all love you very much…but we think you and nutella are getting out of control, and we think its time you two took a break
DADDY I LOVE HIM
nutella hot chocolate more like holy fucking shit
Aang deals with cultural appropriation - (x)
Mark and Ray omfg